Anonymous asked: Bitteshun. :P
Anonymous asked: There's a page on Facebook called Don't Try and Define Me... you should probably look at the cover picture.
Yeah, since being on NDAFD my face ends up in a lot of places. Danke.
So. Winners! (You’re all winners, just some of you are now winners of material possessions)
Thanks to everyone who entered, I had a cubic fuckton of messages, so it’s good to see people are still engaged :)
I’ll be sending the books out today, so they should be with you this week.
I’ll message each of you on my main account (mattaphorical) asking for your address :D
I thought it would be quite fitting to have 4 winners, BUT, don’t worry if you didn’t win, because I’ll pick another winner every week until christmas.
Anonymous asked: it sucks balls. I'M ALSO ALLERGIC TO FRESH TOMATO DAMMIT.
How odd, what a thing to be allergic to. How about slightly old tomato?
Okay, when I wake up I’ll pick the rest of the giveaway winner.
See you fuckers in 6 hours xoxox
Anonymous asked: Oh jeez now you're testing me. Nein, Ich bin allergisch gegen Katzen.
Ah. So am I :c
Anonymous asked: Ich habe keine Katze.
Anonymous asked: I guessed. I may only know how to say "I have a cat" (which I don't) but I did learn German for five years. Those were five very sad years/
Ich habe eine Katze… Vielmehr hatte ich eine Katze.
She got run over :c
Anonymous asked: was that german
Yes, meaning the same thing
Fuck it, if this gets 15 notes, I’ll post one/some of the videos.
Rewatching my old BaDR & DAFD videos is just painful. I do a brilliant scottish accent though tbh.
Anonymous asked: Ma hoovercraft's full o eyls
Mein luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller aale.
Anonymous asked: Nice tae meit ye!
WHO ARE YOU SCOTTISH PERSON?
Anonymous asked: *scottish accent* Lang time nae see, Far hiv ye been, min?
*not sure if referencing accent video I made a bazillion years ago or DM or Harriot or someone*
I’M GRAND MUKKA, TA.
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